I feel ripped off

You know, when my better half got preggers, I thought that I would get the pleasure of having to go to the store at 3AM for “pickled-herring and pistachio-frozen-soy-cream”. No such luck. No strange food cravings.

And another thing…people were all like “the first poo (Meconium) is vile and tar like and impossible to get off the baby”. Whatever. Have these people never played with actual tar? It was not like tar.

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