to MyBetterHalf

Dear MyBetterHalf,

if, there is a zombie apocalypse, and you believe me dead and gone, for the sake of our childrens please follow these rules

  1. Don’t go foraging for wild mushrooms. Not worth it. The nutritional content is minimal, the calories minimal. The consequences for eating the wrong one, and they sometimes look like the right one, can be deadly. Personally, I believe that some idiot eating wild mushrooms will actually cause the zombie apocalypse.
  2. I understand, times will be tough, and if there’s some dude that you need for physical intimacy, sure, the normal rules go out the window when there are zombies. But, if you do need to jump his bones, please, don’t do it while you are unguarded in the woods. Unwise. I believe Octavia Butler discussed this in Parable of the Sower. Always have someone on guard.

<this post in response to episode #2 of Walking Dead>


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